im having a threesome with these popsicles
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I supernannyed him into submission
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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