I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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