And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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