i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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