That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
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I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
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and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
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