I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
