plz talk dirty to me
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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