apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
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He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
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One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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