Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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