my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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