i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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