This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
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Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
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It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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