I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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