Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
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We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
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Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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