i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
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Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
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You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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