i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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