are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
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My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
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If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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