Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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