If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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