But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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