it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I think my moral compass just broke
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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