Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
it hurts more in the daytime
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
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