just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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