dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
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i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
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That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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