i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Randomize
