You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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