That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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