we're blogging at a bar
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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