ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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