Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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