ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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