i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
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Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
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I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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