Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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