I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
my liver is dry heaving
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
i believe in u and ur pee
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
God, I missed his penis.
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