Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
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I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
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its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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