and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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