I am spending my child support on dildos
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
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She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
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He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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