i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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