Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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