You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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