note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
he was CRYING into my vagina
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
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