at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
