dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
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the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
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Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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