Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Randomize
