Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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