dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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