Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Someone shit on the floor
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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