Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
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hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
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Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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