Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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