Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
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The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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