does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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