i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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