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i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I think my nap took me to another dimension
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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