I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
