Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
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It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
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All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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