I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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