and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
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Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
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I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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