ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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